Portuguese Man of War 

To place ones unshorn hot sauce laden scrotum onto the face of an unsuspecting individual.

Paolo lost sight in one eye when Balltesar discovered the portuguese man of war.

Portuguese Man of War by Masochist Tea Bagger July 10, 2010

Portuguese Flipshit 

To sit on the toilet backwards and shit into the toilet.

Richard loves to eat breakfast while performing the Portuguese Flipshit.

Jenny: Did you hear what happened to Brie?
Lilly: Yeah she queefed in health class, right?
Jenny: No the other thing.
Lilly: Oh, no what?

Jenny: She clogged the toilet while performing a Portuguese Flipshit.

Portuguese Flipshit by Brie B September 17, 2011

Portuguese Escalator 

Sex act; the woman mounts herself on a staircase's handrails, stomach up. The man positions himself at a step level with the pussy. From there, he keeps pace as she shimmies her way up the handrails.

"Hey, I heard Makenzie tried the Portuguese Escalator last night."

Portuguese Escalator by Jake 'The Cake' Roberts April 27, 2014

Portuguese hand pump 

masturbating (male only)

I'm off for a portuguese hand pump

Portuguese hand pump by molemagic August 4, 2009

portugeese 

geese found only in portugal and is now on the endangered list it was never actully seen though

when we went to portugal we were attacked by portugeese

portugeese by projekt kielbasa January 11, 2009

Portugese Landslide 

when a male places his scrotum on another persons face (ball in each eye) with the shitter right above the mouth. He then takes a dump causing the shit to roll down their face like a portugese landslide

Woah, has she just recieved a portugese landslide?
I gave him a portugese landslide the other day.

Portugese Landslide by jeff93 January 7, 2010

Portugas 

the most friendliest and laid bac ppl in Europe

what is ur grudge against Portugal and portuguese people? are u so furious that Portugal made it to the final vs. Greece in the Euro 2004?......and the only way of making urself feel better is by putting a country down....one of which u have no understanding of how beautiful and cultured it is......seriously, Rui, get a life.

Portugas by Gabi - forca portugal!!! March 17, 2005