portuguese penis

Usually have a huge penis. Known around the world for the dicks. They are 3rd in the world in average size. The republic of congo is number 1 and number 2 ks ghana

Damn he hes portuguese. His portuguese Penis is huge!

portuguese penis by Thekilaaaaaaa January 5, 2014

Portuguese mudslide 

1. n. An act in which a man squats over the face of another and rests his testicles on the eyes of said person who is lying on his or her back. He then takes a loose dump down the throat of the other, whose mouth is agape.

2. n. A large amount of wet dirt tumbling down a hill or mountain in Portugal.

My girlfriend and I were caught in a small village after a Portuguese mudslide, and she asked me to give her a Portuguese mudslide.

Portuguese mudslide by Ronald Peperoni October 22, 2009

Portuguese Man of War 

To place ones unshorn hot sauce laden scrotum onto the face of an unsuspecting individual.

Paolo lost sight in one eye when Balltesar discovered the portuguese man of war.

Portuguese Man of War by Masochist Tea Bagger July 10, 2010

Portuguese Flipshit 

To sit on the toilet backwards and shit into the toilet.

Richard loves to eat breakfast while performing the Portuguese Flipshit.

Jenny: Did you hear what happened to Brie?
Lilly: Yeah she queefed in health class, right?
Jenny: No the other thing.
Lilly: Oh, no what?

Jenny: She clogged the toilet while performing a Portuguese Flipshit.

Portuguese Flipshit by Brie B September 17, 2011

Portuguese Escalator 

Sex act; the woman mounts herself on a staircase's handrails, stomach up. The man positions himself at a step level with the pussy. From there, he keeps pace as she shimmies her way up the handrails.

"Hey, I heard Makenzie tried the Portuguese Escalator last night."

Portuguese Escalator by Jake 'The Cake' Roberts April 27, 2014

Portuguese hand pump 

masturbating (male only)

I'm off for a portuguese hand pump

Portuguese hand pump by molemagic August 4, 2009

portugeese 

geese found only in portugal and is now on the endangered list it was never actully seen though

when we went to portugal we were attacked by portugeese

portugeese by projekt kielbasa January 11, 2009