An individual who under the influence of marijuana seems to lose even a basic ability to interact with his/her environment. Typically in this state pottards exhibit obsessive compulsive behavior where they attempt to perform a task without any logical reason. Pottards do not seem capable of grasping the sheer depth of their behavior and as such are a burden to those around them.
"Why is Joe trying to open the bar's bathroom door with his keys?"
"He's a pottard, just grab his jacket and I'll put him in a cab."
"He's a pottard, just grab his jacket and I'll put him in a cab."
by Towhead January 25, 2010
Get the Pottard mug.Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.
''Omg Dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn't...there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their breasts on E. The whole situation was pertarded.
by See Dee June 16, 2010
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Get the Pootard mug.A crap school in Northern Ireland that thinks it's something great when in fact it is a dirty hellhole.
Those teachers from Portadown College are pathetic excuses for human beings.
Portadown College has a great rugby team! LOLROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
Students of Portadown College are shallow and consider 'having a life' to be getting drunk at the weekends in crappy bars that serve people underage.
Portadown College has a great rugby team! LOLROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
Students of Portadown College are shallow and consider 'having a life' to be getting drunk at the weekends in crappy bars that serve people underage.
by The Lobbster July 25, 2004
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1- A person, usually a woman, who mistakenly believes that looking or acting sleazy makes her more alluring and/or liberated.
2- A stupid person who believes pornographic films mirror reality.
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Porntarded - Adjective, the appearance of being a porntard.
1- A person, usually a woman, who mistakenly believes that looking or acting sleazy makes her more alluring and/or liberated.
2- A stupid person who believes pornographic films mirror reality.
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Porntarded - Adjective, the appearance of being a porntard.
1- Scarlett Johansen used to be hot, but then she became a porntard.
2- Paris Hilton is porntarded.
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Dude #1: Those three chicks are totally up for a foursome with me.
Dude #2: Dude, you're such a porntard.
4- "It's no wonder all her boyfriends are porntarded when she dresses like a porntard."
2- Paris Hilton is porntarded.
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Dude #1: Those three chicks are totally up for a foursome with me.
Dude #2: Dude, you're such a porntard.
4- "It's no wonder all her boyfriends are porntarded when she dresses like a porntard."
by Greggie Greg Greg December 14, 2006
Get the porntard mug.Whenever someone defacates in someone else's backyard, than rubs their face in it and goes into that persons house and kisses the mans wife.
by twitch___ March 10, 2005
Get the Pootard mug.“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”
“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”
“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”
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