Robert Plant

The lead singer of Led Zeppelin a.k.a the golden god a.k.a the hottest motherfucker on the earth, even now in his 60s

person 1: "You think Robert Plant is hot? he's so old!"

Me: "bitch you bet your ass, if i ever get the chance imma space hop onto that dick faster than you can say loop zoop"

by 70sgroupie August 10, 2016

pamtastic

(noun). Defined as extravagantly fanciful; marvelous

"Wow Jumbo, you got an A+ on your exam! That's pamtastic!"

by Joe Burago January 14, 2008

plant roots

To live somewhere for an extended period of time and/or to have children and send them to school.

After Leroy got his degree, he decided to plant roots in Austin.

by agitprop27 May 29, 2010

plamzase

A pancreatic enzyme that catalyses the breakdown from plums to sliced plums or plum juice (WARNING! SILLY ENZYME!).

The plamzase enzyme has to work loads in Brian's body because he loves plums.

by Power476 February 25, 2020

Poison Plant Therapy

The latest conspiracy-fueled 'miracle cure' for COVID 19 endorsed by an administration completely detached from the scientific method.

Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.

by YAWA August 19, 2020

plant gay

A gay person that has many plants and/or loves plants

Plant gays are the best type of gays

by suroy12_ October 27, 2020

Durr Plant

A reductive cynical anti-meme created by YouTube personality I Hate Everything to describe the hopeless ridiculous lack of substance and sense that many memes have. He meant it to show how stupid Damn Daniel is by comparing it to the following; in a video titled 'I HATE DAMN DANIEL', IHE points his finger at a potted plant and shouts 'DURR PLANT! DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR' repeatedly. It was a bizarre and 'random' 'joke', and it perfectly portrayed how memes can originate from something so simple, it's hard to find out why people find it funny. This completely backfired for IHE because 'DURR PLANT' became an actual meme and got its own Know Your Meme page. This in turn escalated IHE's point, and he made a video titled 'I HATE DURR PLANT (AND JOKE THIEVES)' in which he explains how he never intended 'Durr Plant' to be an actual thing, and how the internet laughs at anything.

Script of Durr Plant
IHE Points at a potted plant.
IHE: "DURR PLANT! DURRRRRRRRRRRR! DURR PLAAAAANT!"
Internet: Hysterical laughter.

by CORONIUS January 17, 2017