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Robert Plant 

The lead singer of Led Zeppelin a.k.a the golden god a.k.a the hottest motherfucker on the earth, even now in his 60s
person 1: "You think Robert Plant is hot? he's so old!"

Me: "bitch you bet your ass, if i ever get the chance imma space hop onto that dick faster than you can say loop zoop"
Robert Plant by 70sgroupie August 10, 2016

Teleiophile 

A person who is attracted primarily to mature adults. Could refer to other mature adults, mainly to younger men and women.
"man have you seen her blog, she's a total teleiophile."
Teleiophile by 70sgroupie June 26, 2016