Pitchfork 

Pitchfork is an abbreviation for pitchforkmedia.com, which is an online magazine devoted mostly to coverage of independent music. The website, updated daily, centers upon 5 reviews of new albums, 4 to 6 newsposts, and 2 to 4 reviews of singles. While Pitchfork is known for its brutal honesty, it cannot properly be said that it isn't biased in a huge way. However, it is definite that Pitchfork is something that can be trusted for people with a taste for indie music.

I'm tripping shrooms, perhaps now would be a good time to go read Pitchfork for the first time.

Pitchfork by Matt Banks November 25, 2003

pitchfork in the saddle 

When something bad happens that is anticipated. Consequence of an action that was obvious.

John: I drank to much coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes after eating at Jack in the Box and then I craped my pants.
Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.

pitchfork in the saddle by Stu846 September 17, 2007

chinese pitchfork 

The act of two men sticking their cocks into a Chinese fingertrap and playing tug of war until one of the men nuts a load. Commonly used in fraternity hazing to break the souls of pledges.

Chuck: hey mike are you going to join theta chi?

Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!

Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!

Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!

chinese pitchfork by Bigstik December 11, 2013

pitchforks 

now known as the hick version of the switchblades from carson!! the pitchforks!!!!!!!

i am gonna take this here pitchfork and shove it up ur ass!!!!!!!

pitchforks by strickt-ly us... March 18, 2005

pitchforker

A twat who thinks Bon Iver is beautiful music rather than dull claptrap.

people who make me suffer through Bon Iver songs when I'm drunk even though they sound a same, a pitchforker often doesn't read pitchfork.com they just share that mentality

pitchforker by the don85 October 28, 2013

Pitchfork 

To pull out a bitches intestines with your barb wire cock

Mike pitchforked Claudia she bleed out on the floor.

Pitchfork by Big mikes bitch December 26, 2019

pitchfork activism 

Someone who reads an article and feels as if they know both sides of the story and want to crucify somebody they don’t know by posting personal identifiable information or going on a crusade to ruin their life. fuck you people.

"i'm an emotionally unstable person who is suddenly passionate about an event or situation that's never mattered to me. Time to get my rusty pitchfork out of my shed and display some pitchfork activism."

pitchfork activism by whoreallygaf July 26, 2017