Phoner

Wearing skinny jeans and having a phone in your pocket. The phone gives a similar appearance to a boner.

Dude! I can see your phoner!

by JMcderp January 19, 2011

Poober

Lyft

Mayor McDaniels: No goodbyes, Mr. Hankey. You just need to go. We already called you a Poober.

Mr. Hankey: A Poober? They have that? (A Lyft car honks and pulls up) Oh, you mean Lyft Well, okay.

by Username 1552 October 18, 2018

Phoner

Portmanteau of the words phone and boner.
The distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. Resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect penis.

"Did you see the phoner Hilary was rocking this afternoon? She looked like Ron Jeremy in emo jeans. "

by Kevin Hazlewood June 7, 2007

phobe

Someone who is afraid of a certain thing.

Many people are friggen furryphobes, because they think they have sex with dogs.

by Anon August 23, 2003

phobe

A person who is scared of many things, if not all things. An example would be a homophobic technophobic pussy, who is scared of the homos, and doesn't know how to use FTP.

Don't worry about Ben, he's just a phobe. He can stay here while we go out and indulge in some mildly risky recreational activities.

by Oxford-Cambridge-Miriam-Webster May 30, 2006

PhoBAR'd

Photoshopped Beyond All Recognition

Lindsay Lohan has agreed to pose for Playboy. Her stipulation, besides the $1 million pay check, is that they are tasteful. I am going to assume that "tasteful" in this case translates to PhoBAR'd.

by ShadowBlade2525 October 27, 2011

phovering

the act of constantly looking at a phone in the hopes of a boy friend or girlfriend texting back.

i was phovering all night that my phone died

by joebob the hillbilly July 2, 2012