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penisface

the worst insult that should never be used, my wanker of a girl friend said this to me once and i cant stop crying now
nigga 1: you bloody penisface
nigga 2: GO NIGGA YOUR NIGGA NIGGER FUCK FUCKER COCKSUCKER
by ICOMMITPEDOPHILIA December 4, 2020
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fucktard penisface

Fucktard penisface means somebody who is a utter retarded twat, usually said in a stupid accent. Said In a crazy combination of swear words that sounds decent. And quite funny
Logan: " Wow your an absolute fucktard penisface"

Thomas: " wow you queer, I know I am one to be fair "
by Allahu akhbar Taliban paki February 17, 2020
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penismaster

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.
That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.
by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007
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penishanger

n. a person, place, or thing that peni (plural form of penis) hang on.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.
Yes, dick in a box participants are certified penishangers.
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"
by luke7777777 December 8, 2010
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penisman

A raver also known as Scribbles.
The PenisMan always wears a giant Penis outfit at raves/clubs/parties or any other location he may be.
Dude, did you see the PenisMan? He's such a dick!
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penisgate

A penisgate is the event of an unwanted penis being pulled out of the trousers. If two people are making out, and the guy pulls out his penis but it is unwanted by the girl, it is a penisgate.
Vanessa: "Yeah so we were making out on the futon when he pulled out his penis..."

Jaquel: "Shit, penisgate?!"

Vanessa: "And then the next week, I was making out with another dude in a stairwell, and he did it too!"

Jaquel: "DAMN. PENISGATE: THE SEQUEL?!?"
by Vanessa416 June 16, 2011
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Penisbagel

A penisbagel is the word used when one acts dumb or does something stupid or wrong constantly.
Friend 1: "Sorry I screwed up againnnnnn!"
Friend 2: "Stop being such a penisbagel man....."
by CalamariJesus October 2, 2015
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