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nosterbater

a person who has been caught masterbating in your bed, the person's last name must be noster.
guy 1: what the fuck are you doing? i can't believe ur jacking off in my bed!
noster: i am gay.
guy 1: no shit! i told you to stop nosterbating in my bed!
noster: actually, the definition of nosterbating includes doing it in your bed, so you are just re-afirming it.
guy 1: so stop jacking off, just because you are talking doesn't mean you can still masterbate in my bed!
noster: sorry, just let me finish.
by non wrestler April 24, 2005
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noosterific

to be very nooster like
she is looking so nooterific
by Dom February 19, 2003
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Nobservation

Person having lost their car keys:

Well, its hard to find something when you don't know where it is.

Person listening: Good Nobservation.
by Easy Living September 29, 2008
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Nofster

The title you are given when you are beyond cool. The term was famous in the 2005 where it was named after a youth idol which have been known throughout most of Asia and Western countries.
1. Hey i heard that kid in our year is a total Nofster.
2. I really want to be a Nofster when I grow up.
3. Of coarse he's awesome, he's a Nofster!
4. I heard there'll be heaps of Nofsters at the party tonight.
5. You're lame. Be a Nofster for once!
by MNauf September 21, 2010
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Nomster

What people become when they nom to extent that it starts to take over...O.o
Don't nom too hard! You might become a nomster like your Uncle Bill!
by I. Am. A. Lolcat. August 13, 2012
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nosterday

Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.
Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.
by ManMan36 July 4, 2016
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Nobstril

Created as a non racist alternative to the urethral opening.
Oh my god "Emma", he just cock-sneezed out of his nobstril. - Emma A 2017
by Nobstril July 9, 2017
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