Neocon

A liberal pretending to be a Republican.

A Neocon is more liberal then you think.

by J.Scott March 13, 2008

Neocon

That "new" form of conservatism based in both bozoprenic and bozoleptic behaviors.

Neocons at root evidence bozoid tendencies that manifest themselves in confusion, negativity, and, in the case of neocon rule in government, repression and death.

by Racque Reason February 19, 2009

neoconned

v. A pun on the term neocon. Being persuaded to support Dubya Bush policies, and various other conservative schemes.

See also Pearl Harbored and punk'd

lib 1: Can you believe it?!? Bush's approval ratings are up again.
lib 2: Damn, this country has been totally neoconned.

by Dovetchka December 24, 2005

Neocon

A fascist disguised as a conservative.

Ned: George W. Bush was an OK Conservative President
Stan: Ummm, He was a neocon, not a conservative
Ned: Aren't Neocons conservatives?
Stan: No, Neocons are just totalitarian fascists who pretend to be conservative.
Ned: Yeah, Stan, good point.

by Fuckhead Farley November 4, 2013

Neocon

In the examples about Neocons in this article I don't see Democrats, as the term Neocon applies to them as well. The hate for Russia in the USA is nothing which started in the early 1960s as the article points out and as well as other articles I have read. The hate for Russia has been in the minds of the US politicians and ordinary people since before the 1917 Russian revolution to debunk the Czars which as in any Anarchy or totalitarian government were abusing the serves or ordinary people. People have forgotten the hate for Russia and communism that took place in the US in the early 1930s culminating in the prosecution of people in the US, whom had communist ideas or Russia’s sympathizers and so the "Hollywood Black List" became into existence which John Edgar Hoover, Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation 1924-1972, originated. Neocons have always existed in the US regardless if in government or/and ordinary people.

Most neocons argue that the current crisis in Iraq is all Obama's fault for pulling US troops out of the country.

by Cicuta November 4, 2015

Neocon

Neo-Conservatism, even though it isn't conservative. They claim to be for a small government, but they don't. They, representing the Republican, and Neo-Liberalism (or Neolib), representing the Democrats, are the globalist duo of modern American politics before the rise of Donald Trump, who was a Right-wing Populist
Fun fact: The father of Neo-Conservatism was a Trotskyist who turned to capitalism and liberal democracy when he realized that the Communist dream of a World Revolution is impossible

John: Do you know that Richard will vote Republican, even though he is a libertarian?
Steve, an actual libertarian: He is just a fucking Neocon

by EasyLife123 June 5, 2020

neocon

the "con" is just that - a con artist. Neocons claim that they stand for morality, Christian standards, and "family values" when they cheat on their wives, steal money and lust for power and influence so that can swindle the citizenry and control every aspect of their lives. A neocon is described by Rage Against the Machine as a "snake charmer". A neocon can be a Republican, Democrat or something else entirely. They are, as RATM has put it "you, interested in you". A complete bonehead.

Check out "Sweet Neocon" on the recent album "A Bigger Bang" by the Rolling Stones.

"You say you're a Christian
Well I say you're a hypocrite
You call yourself a patriot
Well I think you're a crock of shit...
... how can you be so wrong
my sweet neocon ...

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 18, 2008