monstrostitute

a sorostitute of inordinate size.

Jimmy really had to take one for the team at Friday night's fraternity social and hook up with Tri Delta's resident monstrostitute so his senior frat brother could score a hotter skank.

by Pythagorus Nelson IV December 12, 2007

cock monstrosity

a male member that is mammoth in both girth and length.

her pussy gotbeaten to death by that cock monstrosity!!

by D Sanchez May 13, 2005

monstrous carbuncle

A hideous waste of public money, often on a meaningless edifice of British national pride, probably built by a German contractor.

Comedy Pyramid

That new German-built monument of British pride is a monstrous carbuncle...

by TheIan October 22, 2003

monstruation

Menstruation combined with terrible PMS symptoms.

"What's wrong with Barbara?"

"She's having monstruation!"

"Oh, fuck."

by pighitterwhatup October 30, 2012

monstrous

if your really amazing at something

Man, that kids monstrous at Call of Duty 4

by John Garfield April 21, 2008

Monstresso

A monster espresso.

Usually consisting of 6 or more espressos combined into one.

Hey man did you hear Jeffrey drank a monstresso yesterday?

No way, how did his heart not stop?

by The Essentialist February 11, 2021

monstrostitties

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.

I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011