3 definitions by The Essentialist

Monstresso

A monster espresso.

Usually consisting of 6 or more espressos combined into one.

Hey man did you hear Jeffrey drank a monstresso yesterday?

No way, how did his heart not stop?

by The Essentialist February 11, 2021

Softs

Pictures that don't quite qualify as nudes.

Pictures in underwear, or with the intimate areas covered up in some way.

-Hey, I talked to this girl last night and she sent me a few softs!

-Damnnn bro she must be really into you!

by The Essentialist June 29, 2021

Zosia

A caring, loving, beautiful person with an amazing smile and an angelic face. Likes dying her hair but dislikes make-up. Has eyes you could stare into for hours and gives the most amazing hugs on the planet.

I should definitely marry a Zosia

by The Essentialist November 23, 2021