Dirty Melker

A man with a small penis who begs women to suck his small dick, but always fails.

"This is the fifth time he's asked this week"
"Yea he's a real dirty melker"

by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021

milfery

present participle from the verb to "milf". The practice milfing/ the act of seeking out a milf for a bit of action.

Related to milf "Mother I'd Like To Fuck"

"the young man was a fine proponent of milfery"

by KeithJA69 April 1, 2008

melter

one who irrates others

miscee is a melter because "actualy being raging that
no-one on an internet msg board missed her"

by DUFFMAN March 15, 2005

Melder

The stage between middle age and elderly. Not a specific age, just as a tween is between youth and teenager. It is a state of mind.

I'm not an elder but I'm not as young to be considered middle age, I am a melder.

The doctor described her as "a pleasant melder of 79 years, who enjoyed running, swimming and her grand children."

A cool, chill elder, is considered to be a melder.

by RadioGuy2014 July 3, 2014

Milfer

A guy who continuously seeks out to have sexual relations with women who have kids

He's a seasoned milfer.

by Grizz April 5, 2017

melifer

Melifer is a very different girl.She is loyal and caring. She is not like other girls. She that type of girl that has haters because she is beautiful. Melifer is a good friend is helpful. She can be shy if she isn't comfortable with you. She is crazy and funny. When she wants something she will work hard to get it . She dosent like to show how she is feeling. When you hurt her she will never go back to you.Melifer can be overprotective over the people she loves. She is gorgeous!! Melifer's are really hard to find so when he meet one never let her go.

Melifer is such a great person.

by Unique beautiful person May 15, 2017

Meleri

A fun girl. Doesn't like to be in big crowds and keeps her friend group small. Hates attention. Pretty with blond hair, green eyes, and freckles. Usually Irish. Loves birds. Kind of a nerd.

OMG. That girl is a bird nerd. She is soooo a Meleri.

by MKitty9 February 23, 2011