I'm not an elder but I'm not as young to be considered middle age, I am a melder.

The doctor described her as "a pleasant melder of 79 years, who enjoyed running, swimming and her grand children."

A cool, chill elder, is considered to be a melder.

I've been jabbed

hey man did you see jimmy try to drift his car said he was drift king
yeah man but turned out he was a complete melder and went pole bound

I became one with the sun by using the melder.

I just took a Melder on that football pitch.

He just dropped a Melder in his pants thats foosty.

I need a Melder.

Canadians are a bunch of Melders