Lasagnaaaaaaa's definitions

Dirty Melker

A man with a small penis who begs women to suck his small dick, but always fails.

"This is the fifth time he's asked this week"
"Yea he's a real dirty melker"

by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021

Dirty Faisal

When a very closeted man happens to be in a situation where another very closeted man is sitting on his face and taking a dump on his mouth.

"I have aftertaste of dirty faisal in my mouth"

by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021