Dirty Melker

A man with a small penis who begs women to suck his small dick, but always fails.
"This is the fifth time he's asked this week"
"Yea he's a real dirty melker"
by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021
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Dirty Faisal

When a very closeted man happens to be in a situation where another very closeted man is sitting on his face and taking a dump on his mouth.
by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021
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