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Dirty Melker

A man with a small penis who begs women to suck his small dick, but always fails.

"This is the fifth time he's asked this week"
"Yea he's a real dirty melker"

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When a very closeted man happens to be in a situation where another very closeted man is sitting on his face and taking a dump on his mouth.

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