Melker is a guy with a tiny dick, short hair and a ugly face. Melker is usaly short and enoying. He also like black music.
by melker 2006 December 12, 2016
He has the biggest dick in the world. He is a beast in bed and often gets girls named Tilda. He is a sweetheart with his girls. He always gets girls in the bed after one hour.
by Farbror Melker April 29, 2019
Guy 1: Hey what is ur name?
Guy 2: Melker.
Guy 1: owo daddy please do the sex on me with ur 20 centimeter defeater!
Guy 2: Melker.
Guy 1: owo daddy please do the sex on me with ur 20 centimeter defeater!
by Prinskorvar February 15, 2022
Super kind and cool
He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He's sweet and caring but very shy and he'll will only say things when he truly means them.
A real meme expert who'll always make you laugh your ass off.
Consider yourself lucky of you have a Melker in your life since they're very rare.
He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He's sweet and caring but very shy and he'll will only say things when he truly means them.
A real meme expert who'll always make you laugh your ass off.
Consider yourself lucky of you have a Melker in your life since they're very rare.
Damn that guy seems really shy, who is he anyways?
Oh that's melker, he's the sweetest
Oh right it's him, he's such a helpful hand
Oh that's melker, he's the sweetest
Oh right it's him, he's such a helpful hand
by Farbror lucas June 29, 2018
by Melker the legend December 11, 2016
Melker is a extremly beautiful guy with a two meters long dick. Melker fucks someone every night, he is also rich as fuck
by Axel Björnfot December 12, 2016
he is a viking, he is a munstycke Arabisk pedofil från Kina, släckten är från Argentina
#belikemelker
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#belikemelker
www.melker.com
by Hejmo March 09, 2020