masturbarting

The act of pleasing one's self and realeasing tensions by expression through art, either visual or oral.

I'm so chilled out because I go to art school. I masturbart all day long because I have to, but it feels great! Masturbarting sure is a great way of releasing stress!

by Claratin October 23, 2006

masturbeer

1. Dutch word for: I "masturbate"

2. Masturbating while having a beer.

3. Masturbating using beer.

1. Hallo, mijn naam is Erik en met deze hand masturbeer ik. (English:) "Hi, my name's Erik, and I masturbate with this hand."

2/3.
Guy1: Hey, whatya doin'?
Guy2: Ah, nothing, just masturbeering.
Guy1: Oh, cool, lemme join :D
Guy2: Have you got some lube then?
Guy1: No..
Guy2: Then let's use the third definition of masturbeer :D!
Guy1: O_O...

by MrSecret September 17, 2010

Masturbeating

To masturbate until it hurts too much to continue doing so, and sometimes too much to do other activities.

Ted: Hey Bob, wanna play Twister?
Bob: Eh.. No I don't think so Ted, I just took a huge masturbeating last night.

by Kiku7 May 5, 2010

masturbeat

a song that often plays on the radio while you masturbate

sunshine by atmosphere is my masturbeat

by assy mcsluttyballs January 26, 2010

masturboarding

(verb) (1) The act of laying upside down in a shower or bathtub with your legs up the wall and drowning yourself while masturbating. (2) A form of sexual warfare whereupon the victim is both waterboarded and given a handjob.

See waterboarding

"John threw out his back last night while masturboarding himself"

by Masterboarder February 13, 2019

masturbeaster

A rabid masturbating beast. Can be human or animal.

In the woods we passed a masturbeaster, we contemplated if it was human or animal.

by teal mini man March 5, 2014

Masturbeating

1. Masturbating to the beat of the music

2. Violently masturbating to the point of pain, or death.

1. Nick was masturbeating to skrillex for 7 hours yesterday! His dick must be beat xD

2. Sean died last night after masturbating for more than 3 days in a row. What a masterbeat!

by panzerdude909 April 19, 2012