markaz

A place where Muslims extremists plan to destroy the non muslim nations.

That person is from Markaz, please save me.

by arkolund April 13, 2020

marquze

The flyest pimp on two feet. Crazy as hell but very loyal. Sexy ass nigga with a big dick. Loves stacking money and enjoying the finer things in life

Damn that nigga Marquze is fly as fuck I wanna be like him when I grow up

by Barbiebustdown March 17, 2017

Markuss

Big dick energy, usually tall and very charismatic. Gets hella girls and is the most wanted man with women and men.

Ayo Markuss has a humongous shlong
Look, its Markuss, hes probably fucked 20 women today.

by Smallppjake February 1, 2022

Markus

Derived from the latin 'Markulus', the erotic art of achieving satisfaction using only gym equipment. The Markus is a coloquial term for when an exceedingly muscular individual lubricates two large dumbells with orange juice (with bits) and proceeds to conquer one's own inner majesty.
This activity has strictly homosexual connotations, females are welcome only during the ceremonial juice dousing of the dumbells. i.e. full blown rectal and oral enlightenment by cold hard iron, hence the term 'Pumping Iron'. Interestingly, participants commonly display disappointing hand-eye co-ordination, particularly when playing ping pong.

Greg: Did you see that?

Penelope: What?
Graham: He just performed the Markus.
Penelope: That looked painful.
Greg: He's going to hell, he should go to confession.
Charwin: Wakey wakey hand's off snakey ;)
Penelope: Why the fuck is Charwin here?

by Lubricated dumbell (with bits) December 15, 2016

MarkussZigis

Dude from Latvia who plays excessive amounts of dota. Also an extreme sigma male. Gets zero bitches

P1: Markuss why do you play so much D2?
P2: It's because, im an chad-like male and I get no bitches. 😩
P1: boi, what the fuck? Oh so you're a true MarkussZigis.

by Tractoristic dude March 13, 2022

Markus

A very generous man who is normally good at talking to people and telling jokes. Likes to look at ass, and has a huge knob ranging anywhere from 7-12 inches hard. Will probably fuck your mom or sister if given the chance.

"Have you seen Markus around here?"
"Yeah I think he's with Kelsey slam camming her"

by definitely not markus January 3, 2017

Dirty markus

A sexual act of a 27 year old man having sex with a warm watermelon

Oh my god,your doing a dirty markus!!

by Lucy is gay April 17, 2020