Maloba

A bald & very sexy male, who entices women with his magnificent charm, breath & nostrils hairs. He tends to dislike F.F.U with a passion, although they refer to him as their mum since he was the one who brought them about and taught them to be who they are today! This character also has a habit of calling small boys to gather in bathrooms with him whenever there are power cuts. #AWKWARD
But don't be fooled to think that he is weak and gay cause he isn't, in fact he is force to be reckoned with cause once your in trouble with him he will first make you "shut up! just shut up!" and then " you will go home aloooone!" "Just gow!"

#FFU

Student 1: Did you hear?
Student 2: Hear what!?
Student 1: FFU are in big trouble!!
Student 2: Le'me guess Malooooba got them there?
Student 1: Yuuup! maloba did. . .

by F.F.U April 2, 2012

karl malonism

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

by noss February 13, 2004

Malebian

A malebian is a heterosexual male who wants to be, or is, a woman; a lesbian. He wants to retain his maleness and have the body of a voluptous female and be able to experiance orgasm from a female perspective.

The ultimate kink is to be eaten out by a woman while I am a woman; I am a malebian.

by Justin P. Benedict August 29, 2005

malobika

A kickass fun crazy girl with sexyy curves. Usually a gorgeous girl who easily gets her crushes to like her back. The sweetest girl you will ever meet. Is a funny, awesome friend, Super chill, Straight up Gee, Everyone wants to be her.Everyone is typically jealous of. always know what they're talking about if one were to come across you & talk crap on you. They can rip ANYONE apart physically & mentally. Be prepared to scrap if you get on their bad sides.

Malobika is a beautiful girl

by Nobody43 November 24, 2021

Malorie Taylor

She’s not the type to be easily forgotten. She’s like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. The first choice in a room full of winners. Overall she’s an amazing, caring devoted woman. She is the epitome of the new generation.

Malorie Taylor is the coolest cat in the hat.

by anonymous January 19, 2021

Maloria

A Playerworld on the game "Graal(A P2P zelda rip off)"

Full of 12 year old corrupt abusive "staff" who ban you for "lagging" into or wall or telling them to fuck off, eat shit and die.

The majority of people who play on it (all) are 12 year old homosexual j3w fuckers who "LOL A TRIAL" at people who don't want to pay for a shit zelda rip off laggy peice of shit game.

Longdon is a h0bbit shagging fucktard who is shit at gfx and also has a website (longdonshobbits.netfirms.com)

"Shockei" is a master of "leet hax" as his website clearly shows (graalhax0r.netfirms.com)
Also a master at sucking off Dr. Pepper bottles

Maloria So shit.

by hitl0rz October 29, 2006

Malori

(Ma-lor-ee)
Anoter, more unique way, of spelling Mallory.

Also known as Nutsy, Sporky, Weetsie, a cannible, Shorty.

Is generlly short.
Likes soccer. (Somewhat vicious).
And likes to dye her hair and get piercings.

Soccer Game:
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Boy (opposing team playing offence)
Malori (defence of home team)
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Boy checks Malori out. Follows her when she doesn't even have the ball. Creeper.

Malori gets the ball. He runs to her. She deeks around him and "accidentally" knees him in the thigh.

Boy goes off field limping.

by Sneaky Spork May 3, 2009