Molobia
A terminal illness that affects a total of one person in the world. Stemming from a late-night Minecraft session with the boys, Molobia is a cross between malaria and ebola that was presumably created by the U.S military for chemical warfare but the operation was called off before it could be used on a small village in Vietnam because it was dubbed to be a stupid ass decision. instead of misting it over the village in Vietnam, some STUPID FUCKING SOLDIERS decided that it would be funny to infect a single Australian with it because why the fuck not? the Australians are already fucked up as it is why not add another fucking virus to this godforsaken sand croissant. That one person that was infected by Molobia went on to make a fucking shitty youtube channel based on it and later died of non-Molobia related things (ass got rended by a fucking pen).
"ey chief I think I'm sick." "What makes you think that ya fat cunt?" "I shoved a jar of hot sauce up my ass." "Shit man you're gonna get Molobia from that m8."
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