Molobia 

A terminal illness that affects a total of one person in the world. Stemming from a late-night Minecraft session with the boys, Molobia is a cross between malaria and ebola that was presumably created by the U.S military for chemical warfare but the operation was called off before it could be used on a small village in Vietnam because it was dubbed to be a stupid ass decision. instead of misting it over the village in Vietnam, some STUPID FUCKING SOLDIERS decided that it would be funny to infect a single Australian with it because why the fuck not? the Australians are already fucked up as it is why not add another fucking virus to this godforsaken sand croissant. That one person that was infected by Molobia went on to make a fucking shitty youtube channel based on it and later died of non-Molobia related things (ass got rended by a fucking pen).

"ey chief I think I'm sick." "What makes you think that ya fat cunt?" "I shoved a jar of hot sauce up my ass." "Shit man you're gonna get Molobia from that m8."

Molobia by AssManNgl December 26, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016