Lurch

To leave in tough predicament or spot, not reliable, put someone in a bad position

"I don't care if I leave work in a lurch when I leave." I left everyone in a lurch when I took 5 days of vacation to go on a golf trip.

by charlesthomascj April 12, 2007

Lurch

Nickname on Twitter for U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry.

Lurch says there is proof WMD Sarin Gas was used in Syria.

by Schnikel Fritz September 1, 2013

lurched

To fart, bust ass. Origins of the word come from the usual long, low pitched response the character "Lurch" would make from the TV show Addams Family.

John: What was that noise?

Mary: Oh that? I Lurched.

by goodbilly2 January 4, 2009

the lurch

stomach flu, aka norovirus, norwalk virus, "cruise ship" virus: higly contagious gastrointestinal virus characterized by violent vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.

I got the lurch last night and spent 3 hours on the toilet keeled over a trash can.

by Criminy Jickett March 22, 2015

Lurch

v. To eat the fuck out of something like you are the big lurch

I'm finna lurch this baconator.

by dsfasgd October 17, 2011

Lurch

pcp named after the rapper big lurch who smoked pcp and killed his girlfriend by eating her lungs.

Yo my boy lurched the blunt last night and lets just say i was WALKING REAL GOOD!

by renegade dope dealer May 4, 2010

Lurch

A common word used by high school students in Chatham, New Jersey; An unwanted person who lurks around and creates an awkward situation; a description of something that is awkward or bizarre.

Noun:
"You're such a lurch!"
Adjective:
"R.J. is so lurch."
Verb:
"Stop lurching around!"
Adverb:
"He entered that conversation so lurchly."
Interjection:
"LUUUUUUUURCH!"

by Chupcakes July 21, 2008