An offshoot of the sighthound branch of mans best friend, the dog, Lurchers are generally a mix of Greyhound and Collie but pretty much any type of rangy dog will do. A true Lurcher can often be spotted by his inability to resist stealing your dinner when you answer the phone.
My dog Homer; any canine castmember of period drama; ideal companion to Travellers and Crusty's; chocolate's best and most loyal friend.
by McFuzzball January 13, 2005
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noun (plural: lurchers); a person-usually a friend-who is included in private internet chat rooms but takes no active part in the conversation. Unlike a common internet 'lurker,' a lurcher is creepy like Lurch from the Adam's family.
Twelve people read my message but no one replied. Damn lurchers!
by Cool Cunts Family August 18, 2015
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The kind of child or person you would find creeping around your attic without your knowledge; a creeper or stalker.
"Man, that boy Timmy is sooo creepy!"

"Yeah, i bet he is an attic lurcher!"
by chhs91 March 4, 2009
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A person that hears a really good joke or expression, steals it, then changes it to slightly make it as though it was his own.
Cam was telling a joke to Dan and Dan said Mick had already told him a slightly different version. "That Mick cunt", said Cam "He stole my funniest joke. What a fucking lurcher!"
by xlpixels December 6, 2019
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