Larkin

Noun. A Handgun.

"You know me, I ain't on no star shit/
I just came to hurt the market, then squirt the larkin."

Jadakiss "Big Business"

by CL456 November 14, 2012

larkining

The term used for someone begging for 'likes' on Facebook, 'retweets' on Twitter and anything else social media related. To 'Larkin' someone is to act like a complete moron to make people significantly younger like you, and to make everyone your own age and older to hate you with a passion. 'Larkining' is an unfortunate affect of social media hogging and thinking that you're better than you are.

"Wow did you see Dave's Facebook page? He's been posting himself acting like a dog"
"God he's Larkining like mad at the moment. Unfortunately only idiotic youngsters like him"

by Lord Dangleballs October 15, 2015

Jude Larkin

Eggplant Boi

Sup Jude Larkin,
Dies*

by ndjkcshadglajspiwcoi'qhl/JCW November 5, 2018

larkin

verb. the compulsive need to insert your genitals into anything and everything

if you dont shut your mouth, i'm going to be forced to larkin you.

hey look at that grapefruit, lets larkin that shit

by torri mccalvin February 23, 2008

Larkinomics

An economic philosophy where you make financial gains by taking advantage of the generosity of those people around you. By mooching off of everyone around, some are bound to forget your debt. Unfortunately, most people eventually catch on to your parasitic scheme and laugh when you ask for money.

"Hey Dan, can you spot me a twenty for parking until next Monday?" By Monday he forgets about your loan, and you just pulled some Larkinomics on him!!!!

by The Gordmeister April 17, 2008

Sky Larking

Its like Tom Foolery m'kay

"School is a time for learning, m'kay, not for immature Sky Larkings"

by Who would i bee? April 27, 2009

larkinx0r

A derivation of "Larkin," a 21st century gamer whose name was later dubbed to anyone who had remarkable talent or skill at computer games. Ex: Counter-Strike, Warcraft III. The added ending, "x0r" is simply an abbreviation derived from an ancient "Leet" or "1337" language used by "haxorz" added on to a word to heighten it's coolness. As an internet gaming term, this word has been thoroughly woven into common speech.

Singular:

1. OMG d00d y0u r0x0r3d that guy you are a larkinx0r!

2. Get off that computer or else you will turn into a larkinx0r!

Plural:

1. I just g0t 0wn3d by 4 pi13 0f larkinx0rz!

by Konrad September 21, 2003