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kamikaze

An act Japanese figher pilots did in WW2 to destroy and target, by making themselves a weapon by colliding into the target, usually a ship.

One who searches for death in situations.

Kamikazier:One who does not care for own well being in fire-fights, wars, battles, and fistfights.

Kamikazier:An insane fighter who charges at enourmously unfavorable odds.

Sacrificing oneself to kill another.
The japanese kamikaze pilots are fanatical.

The japanese kamikaze pilots rammed six of our ships at Midway.

That man is willing to kamikaze his way through a battle.

That man is a kamikazier, he doesnt care how many people he is fighting, he acts as if its only one.
by konrad May 12, 2003
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enjoy

(v) To please, or be pleasing.
Many people enjoy sex, drugs, and alcohol.
by Konrad July 27, 2004
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instrument

A piece of equipment used to produce music.
Dude, a saxaphone isn't an instrument.
by Konrad July 27, 2004
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fade to black

When you slowly pass out from lack of oxygen to the brain.
As i fell alseep all i saw faded to black.
by konrad August 29, 2003
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subaru

After a 2 year obsession with subaru i have found out a ton about them. First off its a jap. company witch produces the only All symmetrical All Wheel Drive system that subaru is famous for. Subaru is really famous for its rally preformance. The rally subaru impreza wrx sti contains a horizontally opposed 4 cylinder engine that produces an amazing 300 horsepower with an AWD system as well. Think about it a ferrari spider produces 360 horsepower on a 8 cylinder engine. With even 25 less torque then the subaru. Subaru accelerates faster then most sport cars including the prosche 911 turbo. Also it has been known for insurance costs to be less when a person owns a subaru due to the safety a AWD system gives you. Its famous boxer engine contains the cylinders opposite each other instead of one after the other like in all other cars. Subaru is the best company in the world and the Subaru WRX STI is the best car in the world. You would give me a free mclauren f1 i would sell it and buy a subaru wrx or maybe even a outback witch has more ground clearence then a BMW X5

if you would like to contact me AIM = Subaruwrxh4
The subaru engine is a horizontally opposed 4 cylinder engine witch produces an amazing 300 horsepower on the subaru wrx sti.
by Konrad September 9, 2004
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hot car

When a driver of the opposite sex as the passenger calibrates the heat settings in an automobile to full heat output, and positions all blowers to point in the general direction of the passenger.

Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.
"That bitch whined about being cold so I pulled a hot car on her."
by Konrad May 12, 2004
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baby phat

When a girl is chubby but is not fat u say that she has baby phat. Used for girls that have smooth skin, are not skinny, and you think that they are cute.
J: Jenny's cute.
L: No jenny's fat
P: No she just got some baby phat on her
by Konrad April 9, 2005
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