Kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in with a watermelon.

1: "Man monday sucks. I am so Kwomphotated"
2: "I suck at this game, I am behiond flabbergasted, I'm Kwomphotated"

by DryTEK January 18, 2020

Rachel Kwok

Just the best person ever.

Rachel Kwok is the best person ever.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

kwok, hande'

my last name, was also know, as the king, but when preceded by hande it means ruler of the world

person 1: man, kwok rocked today, she aced the test, and got with the hottest guy in school

person 2: that's because she owns him and the rest of the world

by hande October 24, 2004

kwomo

To have sex with two members of the same family from different generations, with a parental relationship involved.

Man, that chick was a great fuck, but I found out later her mom made a great kwomo.

by Kwomo Researcher April 9, 2003

kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in with a watermelon

I am so kwomphotated

by The walking alphabet January 19, 2020

kwok

(verb) - to deny access to a resource (usually a toilet) by occupying it or otherwise rendering it unusable (often for extraordinarily long periods time).
also kwokked (adj) - broken, unusable

Rough night last night, really had to take a shit. Tried to go the bathroom three times over half an hour but was kwokked each time.

or

Sorry, I can't get that information right now, the database is kwokked.

by frequentKwokeeInfrequentKwokker April 16, 2004

kwok

hold pen in between pecs

You know your chest is huge if you can kwok a pen.

by david February 24, 2004