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A weasel, a sly fox, a moocher, shifty, schemeing person,A shyster.
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" Dude that guy stole my weed last night, he pulled a fucking kwoka"

"Stop being a kwoka and get your own food"
Kwoka by Juniper Jackson January 31, 2008
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The Willis Kwok Incident 

The Willis Kwok Incident is a Chinese punk rock band that plays small clubs all over Chinatown - San Francisco. Their song "You doan know yah cah" hit the top 200 in mainland China in 2006.
Rawd: Hey Twist, you wanna go see The Willis Kwok Incident at Club MetroMix in China Town?

Twist: Yep..right after we get our eat on at Dottie's

Rawd: You think Emil would want to come?

Twist: Nah...he already planned to attend the Air Supply reunion concert.
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Kwoka kwok kookaburra koka kooka Kokal kokanee kookaloo kokane Kokanshu
Australian nickname for Kawasaki motorcycle brand.
Bevan had a few beers and then took his new Kwaka 500cc out for a ride.
Kwaka by Jenesis September 9, 2004

kooka shaw

A unexpected punch to the vagina by an object or hand.
omg that Cabinet totally just kooka shawed me
kooka shaw by Watermelon Ways April 14, 2017
Imma just say it koka is the best brand of instant noodles out there. Ffs bruh the chicken flavour makes me bust. Idk what they using in that factory but thatt shit be making me cream.
Me: koka is leng. Koka is daddy. Koka makes me nut. I love koka
Koka by councilestatebaddie May 8, 2022

Kwakattak 

Kwakattak (kwak-etak') v. An unyielding and overwhelmingly forceful show of dominance over an adversary, wherein the attacker implements either his erection or her dildo in an act of oral rape until a "quack" or vague duck-like sound comes from the back of the opponent's throat.
"Oh my god. That is disgusting. Clearly the victim was given a Kwakattak. Just look at the remnants of his throat where it was once attached to his esophogas. Someone call an ambulance, this guy is headed to the morgue."
Kwakattak by Kwakattak of Tanaris December 31, 2009

Kookaburra

Kookaburra, can be confused with a species of bird that is native to Australia. It can also mean blow job, head job or felatio as the sounds of the kookaburra strongly resembles that of a woman vigorously performing felatio. .
Scored a wild kookaburra last night and couldn't help shooting my load down the back of her throat
Kookaburra by Sixamenos October 2, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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