The evil and greedy crab of the show Spongebob Squarepants. If he sees you picking up a penny, he'll cut your hand off and take it from you. One time he even dropped a dime down the drain and lost both of his arms trying to get it. He also has a crush on Mrs. Puff.
Fish: Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! (reaches for penny)
Mr. Krabs: Your luck just ran out. (grabs arm)
Fish: Hey man, ease back, you're crushing my arm.
Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny or the arm comes off!
Spongebob: Psst, Mr. Krabs, say hello.
Mr. Krabs: "Gla-goo!" *chokes*
Mr. Krabs: Your luck just ran out. (grabs arm)
Fish: Hey man, ease back, you're crushing my arm.
Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny or the arm comes off!
Spongebob: Psst, Mr. Krabs, say hello.
Mr. Krabs: "Gla-goo!" *chokes*
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In the tv show Seinfeld, Kramer is Jerry Seinfeld's neighbor who always opens the door to Seinfeld's apartment uninvited.
In the tv show Seinfeld, Kramer is Jerry Seinfeld's neighbor who always opens the door to Seinfeld's apartment uninvited.
(Mark violently enters break room at the paper company and everybody looks at him)
Mark: Hey guys whats up?
Jan: Ugh, total Kramer.
Mark: Hey guys whats up?
Jan: Ugh, total Kramer.
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Karen is Mr. Krabsing because her boss just made a joke and the punchline is that she's fired.
Jacque Mr. Krabsed when he realized his iPod was restoring to its original settings and erasing all of his music.
Jacque Mr. Krabsed when he realized his iPod was restoring to its original settings and erasing all of his music.
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