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kleptoyenia

an irresistible impulse to steal only aluminum coins which are the basic unit of currency in Japan.

Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).

kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.
The yen nicking over there is clearly a case of kleptoyenia since what he nabbed isn't worth a thing here in Barbados
by pandaninja May 12, 2011
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klepty

An excessively lame person who decides to pour a dr pepper shake all over you after a minor inconvenience for them.
Alec is so klepty
by bri.ahahahahahahah May 23, 2021
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Klepto

A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.

Many Kleptos steal things from work.
Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.

– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…

See also: PTOboy tourettes
by Fred March 30, 2004
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Lighter Klepto

One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.
<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>

Where is that lighter!?

Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.

Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.
by dismalvoyage October 18, 2008
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klep

A person who is suspected of stealing or a gigantic prick
Person A: Hey dude you hear bout that kid who tried to steal the homeless dudes money

Person B: Yeah what a fucking klep.
by Drumbatron September 17, 2013
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kleptoflameiac

A pothead who has an uncontrollable and often unconscious desire to remove the lighters from unsuspecting fellow smokers.
"Give me back my spark you kleptoflameiac!"
by Johnny Leatherlungs March 1, 2009
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klept that shit

to steal large amounts of random shit
Bansri: "Look, there's a ton of beer just layin' there on the lawn"
Anna: "Let's klept that shit"
by annabunny August 9, 2009
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