an irresistible impulse to steal only aluminum coins which are the basic unit of currency in Japan.
Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).
kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.
Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).
kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.
The yen nicking over there is clearly a case of kleptoyenia since what he nabbed isn't worth a thing here in Barbados
by pandaninja May 12, 2011
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Alec is so klepty
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Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.
– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…
See also: PTOboy tourettes
– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…
See also: PTOboy tourettes
by Fred March 30, 2004
Get the Klepto mug.One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.
<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>
Where is that lighter!?
Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.
Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.
Where is that lighter!?
Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.
Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.
by dismalvoyage October 18, 2008
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Person B: Yeah what a fucking klep.
Person B: Yeah what a fucking klep.
by Drumbatron September 17, 2013
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by Johnny Leatherlungs March 1, 2009
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