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Baby Kaner

Nickname for the small infant on skates, Patrick Kane.
"Hey look, Baby Kaner had a sick snipe on the powerplay."
by Rec1818 May 27, 2009
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Sweaty O'Kane

The act of masturbating inside a parked car during hot summer months.
Kurt: Where's John?
Billy: Out in the Tahoe, pulling a Sweaty O'Kane.
by Window_Licker_69 June 3, 2019
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Kane conway

The gayest homeboy you will ever see. He is a mean homeskillite and likes to airhump fire hydrants. He enjoys dog rape in all categories.
Kane Conway please don’t dry hump that fire hydrant they have so much to live for!
by Honeywheresmysupersuit April 18, 2018
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Kanesha

kanesha is a smart, pretty, nice, sensitive, sexy, generous girl with a heart of gold. loves everyone an everything around her and treats the people in her life with the utmost respect. when she loves someone she will do anything and everything to make them happy!
i just love my kanesha
by mb15 October 10, 2010
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Kaneki Ken

Kaneki Ken is an average college student whom had lost his father and mother when he was a child. All he had was his best friend Hide. But after a tragic turn of avents, Kaneki Ken ended up getting turned into a ghoul. He turned to a cafe called Anteiku that is full of ghouls that don't kill people. After kaneki got turned into a ghoul his life became hell and he ended up getting torchered by yamori, and that caused Kaneki's hair to turn white from the stress which also turned him into a badass, sexy, cannibal motherfucker who ate yamori. Kaneki's personality changed completely which made him 5000% hotter than he already was. Though his life was still hell. At the end he was killed by Mr. Amon. All of this happened, because he wanted to go on a date.
Tsukiyama: Woah! Why is that white haired guy so hot?

Touka: Him? Oh that's kaneki Ken.

Tsukiyama: Oh, that explains it.
by Ayuma July 28, 2016
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Kanelo

a man usually of Greek heritage, who travels through time, and has heavy hands. He usually lives between 100-120 years of age. He has the strength of a lion, and is hilarious. He has been known to have fought numerous animals including; bears, giraffes, elephants, turtles, jellyfish, and the antelope. Although thought to be a mythical specimen, there is 1 known Kanelo left on the planet. He is believed to have been the original writer of every book known to man.
Kanelo is the most awesome and amazing human in the world, did you see him throw that car?

"How did you pick up that house, Kanelo?"
by j2300 December 1, 2010
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Patrick Kane

Patrick Kane, an NHL player for the Chicago Blackhawks, plays right wing and wears the number 88. Picked by the Blackhawks in 2007, he was first overall in the NHL draft. He is widely considered as the best American born hockey player, being still extremely dominant at the sport at age 30. He has led the Blackhawks to a modern dynasty, winning the cup 3 times through the span of 2010-2015. Kane is a fan favorite of Chicago not only because of his insane on-ice skills but also his off ice personality.

Contrary to the other definitions of Kane, he is NOT a rapist. Although he was accused of it, a rape kit proved that he was innocent, clearing his name. Many have forgotten about that incident although others still like to bring it up when trash talking. You hate him cuz you ain’t him buddy boys.

Awards

Ted Lindsay, Art Ross, 100 Greatest players of all time, Hart Trophy, Conn Smythe, Calder, and 3 time Stanley Cup winner.
Patrick Kane is my favorite player to watch
by Kaner17 August 18, 2019
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