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someone who has a super hero and a hero.
he is a stalker.
he likes to go on honey moons to beaches in hawaii.
typically just your average guy who wants to be invited to bar/batmitzvahs, so he starts talking to people. then it turns into more, like lovers.
hes also kinda like the coolest kid ever.
person 1: this guy is such a kauner! he wants to talk to you just to get invited to ur batmitzvah!!
person 2: thats pretty cool!! a kauner wants to be invited to my batmitzvah!! kauners are so cool
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Baby Kaner

Nickname for the small infant on skates, Patrick Kane.
"Hey look, Baby Kaner had a sick snipe on the powerplay."
Baby Kaner by Rec1818 May 27, 2009
Related Words
kauner • Kaner • kainer • kauser • kahner • Kanner • kauter • khauner • Kuner • kabuner

Kanertnut 

Noun.

A natural formation that can provide cover, and/or a place to smoke marijuana.
This giant pile of boulders under some trees is a total kanertnut.
Kanertnut by Glamoiglia September 29, 2011
A funny, sociable person who brings happiness to anyone they speak too.
Kausers a good person
kauser by Rose12567 April 14, 2014
The nickname of Patrick Kane of the chicago blackhawks
kaner is fillllthy, of course kaner had a problem with .21 cents in a cab
Kaner by blackhawks fan February 24, 2010
Kunero- Filipino slang, kind of, to emphasize coolness.
"Look at this Kunero over here!!"
"You're just jealous, because i'm Kunero, and you aren't.."
Kunero by Nero-Kun May 22, 2006
The love of my life. The half of my heart. The piece of my soul. The cells of my brain. The bloods of my veins. The light of my path. The gusts in each my breath. The beautiful line of my favorite poem. The romantic scene of my favorite movie. The peaceful harmony of my favorite song. He is a combination of things that I really admire; sky, twilight and rainㅡ everything makes me comfortable and lulled. He was a comfort, a security, and a need. All in one. It had a name. I called him, Home.
"Kanero? I think he was the blessed gift."
"I love me better when I'm with Kanero."
Kanero by Naina De Jordan May 12, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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