Jizzathalon

When you complete an event in each major jizz sport (jizz baseball, jizz soccer, jizz and field, etc.). The winner of a jizzathalon gets slimed in jizz (similar to the winner of a Nickelodeon kids choice award, but less green assuming the donor jizz is healthy).

Wanna run a jizzathalon later?

Remember that one time you completed a jizzathalon and got slimed in moderately green jizz.

by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

Jizzwatcher

A negative connotation. Any uninvited person who watches or trys to watch others in the act of jizz production.

Get that jizzwatcher out of here.

by T & A September 19, 2023

jizzmazing

something so amazing you jizz or want to jizz in your pants

that Ferrari is jizzmazing!

hey guys, check out this jizzmazing sniper rifle I saw online

by dun dunna nuh! June 20, 2011

jizzmas

the failure to jizz on santa claus

i hope it will be a white jizzmas

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

jizzmazing

an adjective used to describe something exceptionally pleasing; amazing, orgasmic

I can't stop eating this chocolate; it's so jizzmazing!

by Agent N59 February 28, 2006

Jizmat

A girl, most likely indian, who enjoys making or consuming jizz

" i met this Jizmat at the club last night and she totally wanted my dick in or around her mouth."

by harry "The Ice Man" gorski January 31, 2009

jizzmatic

When something is very good or amazing

That cake I had last night was fucking jizzmatic

by blargzilla69 May 22, 2010