Jakers

Jakers is used in Ireland as a euphemism for Jesus, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also: Janey Mac and James's Street (both euphemisms for Jesus Christ).

Jakers, did she really!?

by Matt Madra April 26, 2008

Jokerization

To photoshop pictures of celebrities, politicians, or other public figures to display face paint similar to that of the Joker.

Did you see that hilarious .gif with the jokerization of Tyra Banks?

by O.N.T.D. August 12, 2008

Joker Weed

Any weed that is half schwag half chronic. Every hit/bowl is either "hit or miss".

Justin: "Yo, I got ripped off. Want to smoke some joker weed?"
Faith G: "Good times."

by MarshalJD June 25, 2009

The Joker

Can make a pencil disappear

Do what The Joker did on that pencil

by Patrick_Bateman August 14, 2008

jokerkidd

One who behaves in a kid-like manner to mock any given situation

Bobby was playing around with you guys. He's a jokerkidd.

by soupboawlla June 17, 2009

JokerStars

Nickname for the popular poker website PokerStars.

The name comes from the masses of fairly good poker players that get bad beats by donks or n00bs.

Guy#1. I got dealt pocket aces and moved all in.
Guy#2. Yeah?
Guy#1. Yeah. 3 people called me, one had kings, one had queens, the other had 2's.
Guy#2. Wow, guess you won a big pot.
Guy#1. Shit no! Flop came Ace King Queen, we all hit trips, except the last guy, who was practically drawing dead. Pot was as good as mine, turn card was a 2 and and river was a 2 to give the n00b quad deuces.
Guy#2. You were obviously playing on JokerStars dawg!

by Beeth October 17, 2007

A Joker

When you ejaculate on a girls face after she asked you not to and ask "why so serious"

My girl ate the last piece of chicken after she knew i wanted it, so when i was getting some head that night I pulled out and gave her a joker

by therealdicktracy February 7, 2012