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Jakery

A combination of Jake/Jacob and Zachary. Most likely given to a boy by indecisive American parents that wanted their child to have a unique name. Jakerys aren't very common so there really isn't a stereotype to describe them as. If they're anything like Jakes and Zachs, they can be a nerd when it comes to school and excels in class or a sport jockey (will start out playing soccer/football but can branch out into baseball/football once they're older. Or both. Or they might be gay. Hell, maybe even all three. THAT would be a unique person. Their name would accurately describe their traits as a rare breed of human.
"You hear about that new kid Jakery?"
"Yeah it's a really weird name but he's crushing on Jacob. He's also the smartest kid in my AP Civics class."
"Really? He stomped my team's ass in gym when we played basketball. He follows MLB, NFL, NBA, EFL, and all of the other sports accounts on Instagram..."
"Damn he's gay, smart, AND good a sports?! Guess his personality lives up to his unique name..."
by Rhin0 Wreck March 12, 2020
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Jakery

A beautiful creature spawned from the mouth of Dani Filth in the year 1990. Often referred to as "starfish" or "beautifulest person in the world."

Incredible guitarist and bassist
small things, but always has a legitimate reason to back up the emotions.

One of those people who rarely shows happiness but is always perfectly content with the life he has.
God to some
Human to others
and
The most important thing
I'm in love with one...
That Jakery is very strange
Will you help me move this Jakery?
It's not just a Jake, it's a Jakery!
by ItsasecretxD March 18, 2010
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jakery

trickery in wow terms a rouge if a persons name is jakery they r a trickster or annouying
dude that persons totally a jakery
by jkaeryii@nazgrel August 29, 2010
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Jakeria

Jakeria usually describes a beautiful, all-around perfect girl. They are smart, kind, funny, and sweet. They are super cute, with an infectious smile. You can fall in love very easy with one. They can usually have a rough outer shell full of attitude, but have a very sensitive, loving heart in the inside.
1. Jakeria is so beautiful and funny, you canโ€™t help but to love her.

2. She Jakeria is so fun to be around.
by jumpman 23 tyty da goat August 7, 2018
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JakeeyP

The most adorable DJ in the world, you can't help but love him. He's so sweet and little you just want to keep him forever. Plus he can make some killer beats. He's from the Bay.
JakeeyP bruh where you at? Lemme get some air horns all up on the track.
by KAMFAM4Ever August 26, 2013
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en_jakeyfromstatefarm

NOT and inside joke or a NON CELEBRITY. very much a celebrity cool. (n) has a tractor to run people over ๐Ÿ˜Š
did you see @en_jakeyfromstatefarm โ€˜s new video ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ sheโ€™s so smart and cool and amazing and a great person overall!! her videos just make my day theyโ€™re so creative!!! she also has best ratios ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜Œ!
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Jakerton

A 26 uear old boomer who has transcended itno meme daddy status
"and jakerton, meme daddy donated 10,000 dollars
by Sunnydawgy July 15, 2022
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