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Josh said he was going to show up today, but he jokered us instead.
Jokered by Andy Anarchist December 15, 2010
Words you can keep
When a girl continually giggles while licking your balls and jerking you off.
What a bitch, that girl totally jokered me earlier today!
Jokered by Beekthewind October 25, 2012
To be able to switch hacks on and off without others knowing
Used to cheat in a variety of videogames played online
Jokered Health on Socom Online
"I shot that Seal in the head five times with my AK while he was crouching, and he didn't lose any health nor die!!"
jokered by 328_J April 11, 2007
A term used to describe having sex with your eternal crush.
"Oh man, I'd really love to get jokered someday."
jokered by emosatanist May 4, 2019

jokered up 

someone who is really funny drunk
Scott is fun when he is jokered up
jokered up by Embrey April 3, 2010
A bald gnome that beat the top guild in WoW "Method" in the Classic race to 60 by a mile. They're still mad about it.
Imagine losing to the bald gnome Jokerd OMEGALUL
Jokerd by Tolerk September 9, 2019
A term that is used to describe when someone gets fucked. It’s another way of describing a bad ass action.
Holy shit, you just got jowered!” “Your girl right there just got jowered by Wray Akins”
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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