House Beaner

A Mexican that sucks up to the white man to gain favor.

“ When Mr Johnson comes around that Vato kisses his ass because he wants to go golfing with that Gringo. Damn house Beaner.

by Jalapeño ass burn March 9, 2020

Househusband

A househusband is a male person living with his partner and performing all the housework and duties that have traditionally been associated with a housewife. He values his family above anything else and is as amazing a person as any male working partner. Also called a homemaker.

-Isn't your significant other a househusband, Jenny?

-Oh, yes. And he's absolutely amazing! So supportive, and you should see him with the kids! And the food he cooks! It makes my mouth water just thinking about it.

*cue dreamy sighs*

by A Perfect Slytherin February 2, 2016

The owl house

The gayest show to ever exist besides She-ra

Person 1: Hey have you heard of that new show the Owl house?

Person 2: The gayest Show to ever exist? yes

by Noodlessssssssss October 30, 2020

House White

C17H21NO4; cocaine, coke, blow, Tokyo, Charlie, nose wines, etc..

I’ll have the “House White” my good Sir,

by Mr. & Mrs. Sniff April 2, 2020

cow house

You know, where they live?

There's a cow house like...two miles that way. Other than that, no one.

"Cow House?"

Yeah, you know, where they live...

by Glass Grade July 6, 2012

paint houses

To paint a house is Mafia slang for murdering someone.

The affirmative response is "I also do my own carpentry."

"I heard you paint houses."
"I also do my own carpentry."
~Jimmy Hoffa and Frank Sheeran.

by NotPwned June 16, 2018

Not in THIS house

"Not in THIS house" is a phrase used to let someone know that whatever they're doing/saying is highly inappropriate. Often used in a joking manner.

Tommy is saying goodnight to his girlfriend at his parents house. An act which his parents mistake for him having sex. His mom pulls him aside and yells "Not in THIS house!"

John: "Dude your sister is so hot!"
Jack: "Not in THIS house!"

by jdizzledinmypants January 17, 2009