Turtle Heading

When shit starts playing Peek-a-Boo with your butthole.

Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.

by RoyalTokes July 7, 2018

turtle-heading

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap

Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."

by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009

head on

Apply directly to the forehead.

Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.

"Goddamn...If I watch this commercial enough times, I'm gonna NEED some Head On..."

by C-Mills January 9, 2008

hedonic

pleasure-seeking person

You are a hedonic whore.

by Monakee March 28, 2008

Heddon's Law

Only people who are uglier then you are attracted to you.

John - "Man, I wish some actually attractive chicks would be interested in me for once."
Tim - "Heddon's Law in action man."

"Mark really likes me, but he is an ugly fuck. Why couldn't he be hot like Jason?"
"Heddon's Law at it's finest."

by Heddon2 December 7, 2011

Headson

Jammy bastard cock sucker bitch face twatbag. Or in other words, josh Hudson

You want to go out? Headson is.
Nope, not even a bit

by Fuck headson April 4, 2017

headnodic

adj: a beat or rhythm that is hypnotic to the point of making your head nod. Believed to be pioneered, but not created by, Pandora radio as an attribute of music, specifically in hip-hop, hip-hop instrumentals and trip-hop genres.

This beat is so headnodic that I was nodding the whole time without even realizing it.

by Mark Rodenhauser January 13, 2009