Umbrella Handle

Something i have stuck up my arse!

dude 1: bro guess what
dude 2: what bro?!
dude 1: i totally stuck an umbrella handle up my arse!

by y’alloutherewilin1234 December 19, 2019

rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.

Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.

by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

Hinkle

Someone who hires a sex worker to pose as their girlfriend in order to boost their public image.

That Jackson guy is a right Hinkle, I can't believe his girlfriend is actually an escort he met in Dubai!

by Anna Linnikova August 17, 2023

mug handle

an erection trapped painfully in tight blue jeans

we kissed and it gave me the most painful mug handle ever.

by Darko Mashev February 5, 2009

pig handle

Pig Handle, the act of a male masturbating to climax after “messy” anal sex.

I had to work my own pig handle till I came after pulling out of that nasty hoe’s poopy butthole.

by Borrachobob July 12, 2019

Chunker hansley

A a very hot mysterious man who stars in zoom bombing

Chunker Hansley is incredibly attractive

by joe mama lol April 3, 2023

Chunker Hansley

Chunker Hansley is a fat man who enjoys attending Zoom Meetings and is considered to be a Zoom Bomber. He stars in Fireyseal's videos where he does zoom bombing and annoys people in zoom meetings. his favorite restaurant is taco bell (all though it may be considered fast food). british people find him really attractive.

bro did you see chunker hansley in that zoom meeting today?
nah bro

damn

by Fireyseal April 3, 2023