Handleless Plunger

An item that bandgeeks use for kinky sex.

Oh, bandgeek, shove the handleless plunger deeper into the recesses of my instrument!

by Psycho Bugler March 30, 2009

Turn the handel

To come out of the closet.

I think that dude should just turn the handel.

by Kodey Hensel October 6, 2008

handel

A graffitit artists monicur

"ay you wright , wus ur handel"

by AXCES January 5, 2008

Handelo

Handelo is the Spanish version of "handel", meaning you just took care of business or you need to take care of your business.

I.E.

Person 1- I need to go spit some game at this girl!

Person 2- Handelo!

by Jose Luis sin censura January 13, 2011

Handheld vagur

It's a tool used to eat various flavors of chips (particularly microwaveable ones) and has originated in chile and has become part of thier culture. This tool is also commonly used to kill the deadly snakes there.

"Hey after you're done eating those microwaveable chips can you go out and kill the snakes on the porch with that handheld vagur?"

by Hhihihihihhihihiiiiiii December 5, 2013

HandelHorsing

When you find an animal that you think is hot, and you proceed to use the animal for pleasure. People use this term for being attractive to animals. Used almost like animalsexual or zoophile.

Oh man! I tried HandelHorsing my hamster again!

by TriedDrowningAFish December 15, 2016

Handels

Handels is a school on Aland islands. You don't learn anything in handels and it's too tryhard to choose other schools. Handels consists of depressing and poor people and there is a 99% chance that you will become drug addict or a school shooter.

Hey Elliot I'm studying at handels!
Oh no, he has no money.

by skräll January 10, 2020