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Hamstering

To keep someone contained in a cramped container or area, usually for entertainment.
Alan : “Dude, that guys gonna get some hamstering.”
by archkyorTw1nk August 1, 2025
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When you climb on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and your lady sucks you off underneath like a hamster drinking from a water bottle
I took the chick up out in the Civic last night and she did some hamstering on me.
by AjayCee005 October 2, 2025
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When a man lies down face down on top of a car, with his erect penis protruding through the sunroof, where he is given a blowjob. It is referred to as hamstering because it resembles a hamster in a cage drinking from a water bottle.
Dude, I just visited a new dogging spot and someone was deadass hamstering! It was hot af, ngl.
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When a person or company reaches a foregone, usually emotionally-driven conclusion, and then rationalizes their actions with backwards logic in order to justify their loopy bullshit. Hamstering occurs when people arrive at a conclusion first, and then look for reasons to justify what they already believe.
The entirety of the flat Earth conspiracy theory can be boiled down to hamstering.
by OneRedFox May 21, 2025
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Hamstering

A sexual act involving two people and a car with a sunroof.

Partner 1, sits on the top of the car with their genitals through the sunroof. Partner 2 proceeds to perform oral on Partner 1, much like a hamster drinks from the tube connected to its water bottle.
Person 1: “Did you hear that Josh and Christina were Hamstering in his car the other night?”

Person 2: “Yeah, and when she came, she soaked the seats. Now the car smells like fish.”
by lowkey. November 13, 2025
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hampstering fb

When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.
I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.
by spinal365 January 20, 2011
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hamsternater

hamster is a ginger prick that annoys everyone
by hamsternater109 November 8, 2017
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