hammeroid

1. A state of extreme intoxication (i.e., "hammered" beyond all recognition).

2. To become intoxicated (e.g., "hammered")to such a degree as to cause hemorrhoids upon the passing of the resultant supercritical fluid effluent.

1. Q: What'd y'all do last night?
A: We drank so much we got hammeroids!

2. Q: Why are you walking funny?
A: I got so damn hammered last night that I got hammeroids this morning.

by Judge Folsom December 9, 2010

Hammersexual

A sexuality akin to jackhammering

"I'm not sure if Jon and are compatible; I've heard he's a hammersexual"

by Octoganacologist December 19, 2011

Hammerhead

A person who is heavily intoxicated to the point that his/her eyes deviate away from their head (much like how a hammerhead shark is)

Dude, you were so hammerhead last night!

by HurricaneGordon November 19, 2009

hammertong

To masturbate violently, as if in an attempt to punish your dong.

Why's Paul limping so hard? Did he screw up his hamstring again? Naw, he can't walk straight because he's been up all night hammertonging! He probably blew out his prostate!

by Ice-D July 17, 2006

Hammergooned

Becoming highly intoxicated after a long day of consuming alcohol. Belligerent to everybody, and all surroundings.

We went taligating last Sunday, and by the end of the game, we we're totally hammergooned.

by diddy mcgoonigan April 18, 2010

Hammerstein Ballroomed

A profound state of drunkenness well beyond just being hammered. Derived from (but with no meaningful relation to) the Hammerstein Ballroom theater in Mahattan.

I'm Hammerstein Ballroomed.

by factorj March 9, 2011

Hammerhead Shart

Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.

Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.

Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.

by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017