Hammeroids

An STI that causes you to blow up after listening to MC Hammer

'No don't turn MC Hammer on! I have hammeroids and i'll blow up!'
*Turns on anyways*
*He blows up*
You fail bitch!

Hammeroids by Gimme a tic-tac bitch! July 12, 2009

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Hemmoroids

A mispelling of the word "Hemorrhoids."

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.

Hemmoroids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

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Hammeredstring

Pulling your hamstring after attempting to walk completely drunk

"Based on his limp that guy must have got hammered last night and pulled his hammeredstring"

Hammeredstring by TarHeelBlue09 March 29, 2009

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hammerfist

to hit something or someone with a closed fist in an overhand motion intending to cause damage, similar to the way a hammer is swung using the tricep muscle. Usually quick and repetitive.

Brock Lesnar landed some mean hammerfists against Frank Mir.

"Quit being stupid before I knock you down and hammerfist your face!"

hammerfist by Forrest Griffin January 16, 2010