The act of somebody placing a hand on the opposing shoulder, and then leaving it there, as if fondling their own shoulder blade. People usually shoulder-grope themselves while discussing their accomplishments or positive traits (often with a sentence beginning "I'm pretty much the best..."), and it is therefore regarded as a narcissistic celebration of one's own awesomeness. On occasion, both hands are employed, giving the shoulder-groper the appearance of somebody hugging themselves because they have no friends.
I don't mean to brag, but *shoulder grope* I'm pretty much the best clarinet player in the whole entire school.
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Get the Shoulder Grope mug.the process in which a person gropes the opposite sex while quickly walking past them
when that drunk guy grabs a feel on an unsuspecting girl while walking by
kinda like a hit n run
when that drunk guy grabs a feel on an unsuspecting girl while walking by
kinda like a hit n run
Kyrie was a victim of a grope 'n go last night. That random guy brushed by her and caught a handful, and he liked it.
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Get the grope 'n go mug.A greasy, fat white male pervert that is constantly on the hunt for cheap feel and grope of a nonchalant nature. Gropeopotamus are fround at shopping malls, grocery stores, play grounds, parks, concerts and sporting events. They are recognizable by their outdated, stained clothing, barrel-shaped beer guts, salivating mouths, nearly hairless bodies and stubby runt-like legs. The Gropeopotamus is aggressive and unpredictable and will grope and fondle adults and children of any sex, age or race. Gropeopotamus also smell like a mixture of musky sweat and aged cheese.
Cindy was enjoyed a day of shopping at the local mall until she and her friend Carla encounted a Gropeopotamus in the food court.
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Get the Gropecunt Lane mug.A street where prostitutes ply their trade, derived from its original useage as a common Medieval street name.
In the Middle Ages it was not uncommon for an English street name to reflect it's function or economic activity, for example Butchers Lane or Silver Street.
Gropecunt Lane was often located in the busiest part of Medieval Cities. During the 15th and 16th centuries these streets had their names changed as prostitution became outlawed and the word "cunt" came to be viewed as an offensive expletive.
The last recorded use of Gropecunt Lane as a street name was in 1588 in Newcastle.
In the Middle Ages it was not uncommon for an English street name to reflect it's function or economic activity, for example Butchers Lane or Silver Street.
Gropecunt Lane was often located in the busiest part of Medieval Cities. During the 15th and 16th centuries these streets had their names changed as prostitution became outlawed and the word "cunt" came to be viewed as an offensive expletive.
The last recorded use of Gropecunt Lane as a street name was in 1588 in Newcastle.
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