Grangangled Floberknock

The type of person who is just everything that you hate. This person will literally do anything to annoy the absolute crap out of you and this is what you call them.

Person 1: *Does literally anything that annoys you*
Person 2: You're such a grangangled floberknock!

by Effi3 November 14, 2019

Ariana granding

A simple present tense that means Ariana grande’s fans are listening to her music.

E.g mom:what are you doin’?
Me:I am Ariana granding.

by Arinagrnade April 26, 2019

GRANDing

The act of doing completely random, strange, and weird things in public

Laughing randomly out loud for no reason while walking alone in public -GRANDing

by @grandICONiac August 7, 2011

Granting

Camping in Call of Duty; the most annoying type of player is a granter.

Friend 1: DUDE!!! I just got killed again!
Friend 2: Yea, that kid was granting!

by rjnman March 21, 2010

Granting

To regurgitate a statement, whether word or phrase, or copy exactly what someone has said or done in the last few minutes. This is used in a serious attempt to be included in the conversation or activity in which the granter actually has no part of and/or can not contribute to due to a lack of intellect that many in the group perceive to be stupidity or obnoxiousness. Granting can also include using a phrase or word one too many times, in which afterwards, creates an awkward tension amongst friends and foes alike.

Example 1 of granting a person
Person in group: "Fuarkk man, I'm so sore from my gym sesh bra."
Grantie: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Everyone in group laughs
Granter: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Group goes silent.

Example 2 of granting a phrase/word
Person 1: Fuaarrkk!!
Everyone laughs
Person 2: Fuaarrrkkkkk!!!
Everyone laughs
Person 3: Fuuuuaaarrrkkkk!!!!
Everyone laughs
Granter: FUUARKKK!!!
Everyone silent

by MotherFuckaJones November 29, 2011

Granking

The art of knighting a woman over the age of 60 with your penis.

"Man, did ya hear that Ross was granking some 'aul wan last night?"

"Jaysus. I heard he does it every week. Yer wan keeps forgetting because of the Alzheimer's"

by Darraghkelly2 December 1, 2013

Granine

In the world of Pokemon Stratus, Granine is the grass starter Pokemon. It is said to be the most powerful starter out of the 3.

My grass Pokemon Granine will wreck all of your Pokemon.

by Kayvisee August 7, 2018