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A term commonly used in the IT industry to describe an outage of a service being caused by the substandard work of a sysadmin.
*Multiple services light up the monitoring board*

"OH FFS who grained it"
grained by dfg1r07 March 22, 2017

Grannies chin 

an overly sized foreskin relative to the shaft
Look everybody, Alex's penis is protected by a wild grannies chin!
Grannies chin by kerrdawg December 21, 2012

Bring Over the Granite 

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

eye-graine 

a migraine that starts in your eyes
Man, I just started getting this friggin' eye-graine and my vision is all blurry!
eye-graine by psbwthu July 22, 2012
an extremely cool and hot girl that is fun and free spirited. pronounced Gron-ya. not grainy, granny, grain, or grenade. shes skinny.
omg shes defenitly a grainne!
grainne by Mandersss December 8, 2010

Taken for Granite 

You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.
"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"