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1. m. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings' Smeagol.
2. f. Woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her finger to the point of self-debasement and self-loathing.
3. m. Male who guides a hobbit into the Land of Mordor and thence into the Crack of Doom.
4. mf. Sexual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.
1. m. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings' Smeagol.
2. f. Woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her finger to the point of self-debasement and self-loathing.
3. m. Male who guides a hobbit into the Land of Mordor and thence into the Crack of Doom.
4. mf. Sexual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.
"Blimey, that bird I had last night was a right Gollum. She must be medically trained, checking my prostrate out like that."
by Cheesewhiff January 20, 2006
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Individual that encompasses everything good about the world. Has been around the block and knows the streets.
by Mach December 11, 2004
Get the Gillamachster mug.Misspelling of an Italian name as spoken by Brad Pitt in the Tarantino film Inglorious Basterds. Typically used in conjunction with Bon Skippy and Reeva Derchi, sometimes spoken in quick succession to express surprise, excitement, or arousal far beyond that expressed by just Bon Skippy.
by Alexander Holtinator August 26, 2010
Get the Gorlami mug.A villain in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. He is after The Preciousss. Has double personalities--Gollum, the evil one, and Smeagol, the good one. Ate Frodo's finger.
by Nyanko February 5, 2004
Get the gollum mug.1. An acceptable replacement to any curse word. Used to express distress, uncomfort, or displeasure.
2. May also be used with crossed eyes and abnormal noises to scare you children.
2. May also be used with crossed eyes and abnormal noises to scare you children.
When Blaire saw her ex-boyfriend in the mall, she quickly moved to the other side and muttered "Gollum!" under her breath.
While standing in line at DisneyWorld, Claire passed the time by golluming at young children. They would run away in fear
While standing in line at DisneyWorld, Claire passed the time by golluming at young children. They would run away in fear
by volleykree January 3, 2010
Get the Gollum mug.Golluming is the ability to climb over rocks and other objects at a fast speed. Often mistaken for free running, The word golluming is widely used in the "Gollum" community, although not many know if its true meaning.
by The gollumer March 3, 2008
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