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Noun.

1. m. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings' Smeagol.

2. f. Woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her finger to the point of self-debasement and self-loathing.

3. m. Male who guides a hobbit into the Land of Mordor and thence into the Crack of Doom.

4. mf. Sexual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.
"Blimey, that bird I had last night was a right Gollum. She must be medically trained, checking my prostrate out like that."
by Cheesewhiff January 16, 2006

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A condition where women are not interested in a man's willy unless he can keep her in Prada. Epidemic in some parts of London.

Not to be confused with Prader-Willi syndrome - http://www.thearc.org/faqs/pwsynd.html
"I think my luck's in there, mate."
"No chance. She's got Prada-Willy syndrome, she has."
by Cheesewhiff January 16, 2006

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A softening of the word cunt which might be used in polite society or in front of children. Meaning: a habitual bastard who will go out of their way to make your life a misery.
My neighbour is a total chunt. He parked across my drive yesterday.
by Cheesewhiff January 16, 2006

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