1. m. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings' Smeagol.
2. f. Woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her finger to the point of self-debasement and self-loathing.
3. m. Male who guides a hobbit into the Land of Mordor and thence into the Crack of Doom.
4. mf. Sexual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.
"Blimey, that bird I had last night was a right Gollum. She must be medically trained, checking my prostrate out like that."
A condition where women are not interested in a man's willy
unless he can keep her in Prada
. Epidemic in some parts of London.
Not to be confused with Prader-Willi syndrome - http://www.thearc.org/faqs/pwsynd.html
"I think my luck's in there, mate."
"No chance. She's got Prada-Willy syndrome, she has."