1. An acceptable replacement to any curse word. Used to express distress, uncomfort, or displeasure.
2. May also be used with crossed eyes and abnormal noises to scare you children.
When Blaire saw her ex-boyfriend in the mall, she quickly moved to the other side and muttered "Gollum!" under her breath.
While standing in line at DisneyWorld, Claire passed the time by golluming at young children. They would run away in fear