Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).

Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.

by Jock Turner July 2, 2007

Goffer

an acronym for "Grandparent on Facebook." This usually describes but is not limited to grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, or any other older family member that does not know how to properly use Facebook. This also includes nosey family members and grandparents who think everything on their news feed is aimed directly at them.

"My grandma is always commenting on everything I put on Facebook. It's so embarrassing. She's commenting on my friend's wall too, she doesn't even know them!"

"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."

by Janice McGee April 6, 2013

ellipsis golfer

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.

Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.

by SeJoker September 27, 2021

Goofer

Someone who is obnoxious, goofy, loud, or just plain does stupid shit. Usually acts out on a daily basis.

Dude, that kid at the movies was a Goofer, he wouldn't shut up.

I swear to god Alan, if you keep being such a Goofer ill beat your ass.

by John-Jacob-Jingleheimer-Schmit January 17, 2009

Golfer

An individual who partakes in the sport of Golfing.

ThongSnapper sure is a pretty fucking horrible golfer. He couldn't play golf to save his own non-existent dick.

by thisisntmeatalliswear January 8, 2012

The Goofer

Pounding a girl's friend in the anus for a ridiculous amount of time and doing it until the sun goes down.

Ceillum gave Ally the goofer last night.

by jjsplinter January 5, 2011

Goffer titties

a woman's breats that are sagging

She takes her bra off and her titties goffer the floor.

by Jamie May 20, 2003