glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

GLocKinATE

Taking a gun and full sending it in your throat

Give me that GLocKinATE package😉

by Cumguzzlingwhorefag June 10, 2019

glocking

Sexual act in which two gay men jerk off, and when close to cumming, point their dick at each other, and say "It's high noon" before cumming over each other

Back in the day, cowboys spent most of their time glocking with each other

by Paraguay_Stronk August 10, 2019

glockintock

Special time for people to gather around and pull out the wrap and light a muther fucker up

I want your brother at my glockintock

by Ligmabalss October 10, 2020

Glunkin

Gluten-free. No gluten used or in the food/item.

Hey Tom, I heard they are coming out with some glunkin Oreos.

Excuse me ma’am, I am gluten-free. Will you please confirm with the chef that this steak is Glunkin?

by ilikesexalott November 16, 2020

glockinfo

the best editorr on tiktok

"omg glockinfo just posted he is the best"

by luhtwizzy September 14, 2021

Glorkin'

The act of inserting your penis into another mans penis.

Dave: " Hey Tim, wanna glork later?"
Tim: "Oh yeah, I'd love to go glorkin' later."

by Glork Master July 7, 2022