gonker

noun; a really old, unwashed genital (singular)
adjective; an extremely Poo person that you literally cannot describe with any other word, more often than not this person is the type to say "what's the damage" to their cashier who has to laugh because if they don't it would be extremely awkward, when in reality they want to sock their face <3

noun; "please dad this is the 7th time can you please get your gonker out of my face god"
adjective; "girl that's literally so gonker how about i remove your individual toenails instead"

by pleaseimbeingheldcaptivehelp December 28, 2021

Glinker

A made up word, typically used as a slur but has no deeper meaning. The word is basically a more "offensive" way of calling someone an idiot

Im so sick of John today, total Glinker!

by MaroonUrbanDictonaryEdition April 12, 2022

Glonked

When you are very stupid

"You are so glonked my guy!"

by bagel117 November 23, 2022

Glockered

Used to describe something that is unusual for one to say, or is "out-of-pocket".

Friend: "You know, why do we respect autistic people?"
You: "Whoa, that was glockered!"

by Jarmedo March 23, 2024

gloker

someone who glokes (hanging upside down naked by there ballsack)

Yo collingliz is such a gloker

by Doogan May 2, 2024

Gronkerzoms

It means something positive/a compliment in general.

“Your outfit is so gronkerzoms!”
“The new Doom trailer looks so gronkerzoms!”

by girliepop197 June 10, 2024

Gonker

Meaning large when describing drug use.

Dude that’s a gonker of a line! ; Excuse me good sir but I’m about to do a gonker line.

by GioFvckinVanni January 20, 2025